Crust E Rules !!!!

Crusteballs · Newbie Joined: Oct 29, 2008 Posts: 1

Hi, my name is Crust E. Balls and I'm an addict. I just can't stop playing Quake 4 and I heard that all the sick twisted people hang out with this clan so I thought I'd say Hi. Lemmie tell you a little about my addiction. I'm so sick, I'll do anything to keep that Q4 high going. I stay up really late at night and play Q4, once I was up playing at like 9:30pm!!!! I can't stop?!?!? I just sold all my Crap to pay for a new copy of Quake Wars....AHHHHH!!!!! I'm so sick, once I picked up this cheap nasty ass hooker, checked into a hotel and forced her to play Q4 butt-naked while I watched!?!?!? Why?!?!?!? I'm so baaaaad....why mom why me?!?!?! I just sit home everyday and spank my monkey to Q4 Noob pictures!!! I can't stop it, someone stop the madness!!!!! Once, I even drove all the way out to Houston because Lucipher promised that he'd help me stop playing, but I passed out and woke up at his house in the morning with a tattoo of Satin and a pitchfork on my left nutt and one saying "Mani was here" on my right.....I'm so ashamed!!!!! I even checked into The Skeleton Crew House, it's a Rehab Center in Florida for Quake 4 Abusers....but I got kicked out cause they found me lying on the floor with my Railgun at 3am and it was supposed to be confiscated when I checked in......what can I do to make it stop.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I'm going back to California on the 12th of Novemeber and I'm gonna try not to get into any more trouble, but I think its just in my blood. So thanks for all your support and I look forward to Tea-bagging you soon.

Your's truely,

Crust E. Balls

P.S. --> If anyone finds a pair of underwear with a picture of Jack's mom on it send me a text, I seem to have lost it while I was at Lucipher's house in Texas?